Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Driving

What a lucky thing the wheel was invented before the automobile; otherwise can you imagine the awful screeching?

While I'm fully aware that money can't buy happiness, I wouldn't mind being known as that melancholy gal who drives the red Lamborghini Reventón.

For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign?

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! - Author unknown, as seen on a shirt

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.

Driving a brand new car feels like driving around in an open billfold with the dollars flapping by your ears as they fly out the window.

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio. If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot. - Larry Lujack

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

10 comments:

Latin Sardar said...

lol @ Stupidity, not a handicap

brilliantly done...

Jinxed Pixie said...

nice read... :)

VJ Sophie said...

:) Thanx!

Shanu said...

Lol..good ones!

VJ Sophie said...

Thanx and welcome shanu! :)

~Christina~ said...

I just love your blogs - both of them!

I was looking at the slide show on this one and noticed you like photography. Im a photoholic! I just recently started a photo group on Yahell. We have monthly "hunting themes". Would love for you to join us. Here is a link should you want to check it out: http://tech.groups.yahoo.com/group/ShutterSnappers/

I look forward to much more inspiration from your blogs.

Take care!

VJ Sophie said...

Thanx Christina, its really nice of you. :)

Ya, I love photography and I will soon check it out!

Som said...

How will I know the speed of my Guardian angel ?!! :O

loved second hand car and radio thing ... :)

VJ Sophie said...

Its somehow near to speed limit on most of the roads!

workhard said...

Thats a good post.. Funny...


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