God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks to us in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: It is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.
Every evening I turn my worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway.
If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.
God has editing rights over our prayers. He will... edit them, correct them, bring them in line with His will and then hand them back to us to be resubmitted.
God thinks within geniuses, dreams within poets, and sleeps within the rest of us.
There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
One reason God created time was so that there would be a place to bury the failures of the past.