We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is Pepsi. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
I love vegging out in front of the TV, eating pizza!
My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.